A Drunk Man Walks Into His House

A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says,
This is the pig I've been f**king.
His wife says, That's a duck.
He quickly replies, I wasn't talking to you.
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says,
This is the pig I've been f**king.
His wife says, That's a duck.
He quickly replies, I wasn't talking to you.