What Happened Then?

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar

He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That's great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I'd get an erection again

So I got some duct tape and taped “it” to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show”.

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell

She answered it in the sheerest, s*xiest, dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

“I kicked her in the face.”